(THE NEW MICROSOFT MEAL)
what do you want to EAT today ?
User
tips
1 - If you own a PC oven, program with the command c:\*mstempdr.exe (85%,35m). If cooking stops, reset your oven and
check for hard drive error. It may be necessary to insert another
meal; in all cases constant supervision is needed. Watch the
screen during cooking to learn about exciting new Microsoft
products.
2 - If you're a Mac owner: insert your dinner. Temperature and
time will be automatically set. Enjoy your meal.
3 - When planned new meals roll out in Q2 1999, it will be
necessary to buy a new PC oven, as the packaging surrounding the
new Microsoft meal (MSM) won't fit inside your existing cooking
device.
4 - There'll be little difference in taste
between existing MSMs and the new product, though they'll take
longer to cook.
5 - By Q2 1999, the Mac cooking device
will be called the Microsoft cooking device.
6 - By Q1 1999, the PC cooking device will
be called the Microsoft cooking device.
7 - Don't allow other PC oven owner to taste your meal as stipulated in the licensing agreement. However, please show your food to as many usersas possible.
8 - If your eating environment has more than one masticable point, please purchase an MML (multi mouth license). Failure to comply may bring action from FAFF (Federation Against Food Fraud).
9 - Your MSM can't be stored in the same fridge as any other manufacturer's products. Please purchase a Microsoft fridge, which isn't compatible with other refrigerators, from your preferred vendor.
10 - It's not possible to fully remove every trace of an MSM from a plate; the food may be invisible but it will always be there. This isn't a bug, it's a feature intended to remind you of the MSM experience. Microsoft cannot be held responsible for accidents resulting from the use of third- party Acid Products, intended for full removal of all traces.